Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop.   I was only in there for about 5 minutes.  When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"  He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a Nazi turd.  He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him a shit head.  He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.  Then he started writing a third ticket.  This went on for about 20 minutes. He must have written at least a dozen tickets.

The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't care. I came into town by bus.

Try to have a little fun each day!